Ze frank cat diary8/16/2023 ![]() Siamese kittens grow up to be Siamese cats, creatures who possess a very special kind of crazy. When I was a small child, my parents adopted a kitten. This entry was posted in florida files, true life 2017 and tagged cats, christmas, florida on Januby meanlouise. *I’m appalled how many of you don’t get that Christmas Vacation reference, so here’s the whole NSFW clip, for your post-holiday enjoyment: ![]() All witnesses are currently resting comfortably and expected to make a full recovery. I believe this day will go down in family legend as a spit-drenched fiasco of feline proportions. Husband didn’t find this terribly helpful, for some reason. And, at one point, mom and I collapsed in a heap on the kitchen floor and laughed until we nearly passed out. Did I mention the screaming? There was a lot of screaming. It involved 3 adults running around the house after a cat acting as though her hindquarters were being licked by the very flames of perdition. Getting Count Scratchula into the carrier later in the afternoon wasn’t quite as easy. Tom may be of mysterious parentage, but that voice is all Siamese. Cat struggled a bit while we inserted his ponderous bulk into the cat carrier, but then he settled down and spent the car-ride singing the song of his people. Mom makes separate appointments because it’s too difficult to manage both cats at the same time. Mostly, this involved taking both cats to the vet. Today’s the last day of our visit, so Mom and I made it as challenging as possible for Husband. ![]() Seriously, does anyone ever actually get through the holidays without someone shouting “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?” at least once a day? One could go so far as to say it was the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.* We kicked off the new year doing as little as possible for a few days on Siesta Key, in preparation for a whirlwind bout of Family Fun that we had to schedule for the 1st week in January because…well, just because.ĭespite the delay, we did indeed have a fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. ![]()
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